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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 164
Limerick Poem by Nesmah Elsayed
What Can I Do Without You?
No Boo; Life Is Now Blue
No Meaning In Life
Say, ' NO! ', To A Knife
Now I Have No Clue
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What price Virtue by Jim Milks
The young girl with lots of time
Who would do most anything for a dime
Her virtue was sold
And her body grew old
Now that was truly a crime
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Hitler'S Right Man by Herbert Nehrlich
And in Spandau there's Rudolph Hess,
playing checkers and saying 'God Bless',
he was Hitler's right man
and he carrried the can
room and board was ten million, no less.
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Postponement by Thomas Hardy
'I planned her a nest in a leafless tree,
But the passers eyed and twitted me,
And said: 'How reckless a bird is he,
Cheerily mating!'
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