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Walking Soft Like A Hick by Herbert Nehrlich
She was tight-lipped all over, and young.
And preferred when a man used his tongue.
Walking soft like a hick
he did carry a shtick*
liked to use it because he was hung.
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Tough-Talking Bird by Herbert Nehrlich
From the top of Niagara Falls,
far away from the big city malls
jumped a tough-talking bird
soon her screams could be heard
as she banged on those rocks her big balls.
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Mississippi Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
On the raft down the Mississippi
were the wife and her husband Hippie.
When they brought back the melons
from the striped, shackled felons
they soon sank and the water was nippy.
But they had, for the voyage, prepared
and that is why both of them fared
rather well in the end
and this limerick was penned
so the story could truly be shared.
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Impeachment Is Off The Table by Ray Lucero
“Impeachment is off the table” said lady luck
After politicos cut a deal behind closed doors
George’s license renewed, so he ran amuck
Bolstered by Rupert’s band of media whores
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