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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 209
Rug Bareskin And Snug by Robert M Wilson
He told her she lied like a rug,
To which she replied with a shrug,
Don't fret about whether,
Let's both lie together
And make the rug bareskin and snug.
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Sixty-Nine by Herbert Nehrlich
After drinking a bottle of wine
while conversing with Englebert Klein,
Miss Fellaziobelle slurred
a most out of place word
and it sounded like sixty-nine.
Mister Klein, an accountant by trade,
was a nerd who had never been laid.
Said, my dear let us stop
I will never talk shop
and we're switching to lemonade.
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I'm Not Jiving by Herbert Nehrlich
Well they did try to talk some good sense
into JC who looked a bit tense
in the end they went diving
it is true, I'm not jiving
but the three of them suffered the Bends.
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Thirteen Eyes by Jane Delahunty
There was once an Eng-a-lish teacher
Who had multiples of one feature
She had thirteen eyes,
A nose between her thighs
She was quite a curious creature
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