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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 199
Fax Here for Two Hours by Heidi K. Haskell
To Whomever's Been Trying to Fax Here for Two Hours
Oh, the ringing is making me nervous.
Wonder what I have done to deserve this?
I admire your persistence-
But, despite your insistence,
The fax machine's still out of service.
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Brain Of A Smidgeon by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a dummy named Ark
who would hide and then shoot from the dark,
with the chest of a pigeon
and the brain of a smidgeon.
And his bite was as weak as his bark.
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Thomas Hardy by Mad Judy
When the hamlet hailed a birth
Judy used to cry:
When she heard our christening mirth
She would kneel and sigh.
She was crazed, we knew, and we
Humoured her infirmity.
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Curiosity Pays by Herbert Nehrlich
Konrad Roentgen invented the rays
that could see all the body's weird ways.
When he looked at his spouse
through her wide-open blouse
he was sure that curiosity pays.
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