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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 103
It’s Silly by Markelov Vladimir
It’s a silliness to eat soup by sticks,
Dig by spoon the potatoes chips,
Drink tequila through straw,
Break an opened door.
But it’s wise to you stretch smiling lips.
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Racial Remark by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a lady named Flo
who made Pizza from blackberry dough.
And this wonderful snack
turned consumers all black.
That's a racial remark as you know.
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Young lass from Australia by Maurie Houseman
There was a young lass from Australia
Who painted her ass like a Dahlia
The shape it was fine
And the color devine
But the aroma--well, that was a faihlia
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Take A Chance On Love by Ray Lucero
My friend, I’ll tell you in advance
Please, don’t look at me askance
Love’s not mere happenstance...
For you to enjoy true romance
Set fear aside, take a chance
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