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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 178
Words That Move by Mario Valdes
Amazing are the words that move
Us like the sailing seeds of a poppy or
A freight train falling from the sky
A thousand pictures paint the words that
Fuel the fires of passion or drown the
Ambitious with agony. Words
So simple, so plainly profound flowing
With articulate expressions of
stuttering staccato
haiku and sonnet
free verse and rhyme
limerick and ode
So many ways to say one thing
So many things said just one way
Like the sailing
Freight falling
A thousand pictures
Fuel words so simple
With articulate
Verse to say
Amazing
are the words that move.
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My Lips And My Face by Herbert Nehrlich
My darling, I have a request.
Would you mind if I held you and pressed
both my lips and my face
to your secretive place
while my hands are at rest on your breasts?
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A Man Of Fewer Words by Ray Lucero
A man of fewer words
Rules his mouth be-still
Thereby avoids hazards
That may wound or kill
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Young lady called Murch by Joe Pamanian
A naughty young lady called Murch
Used to feel she was left in the lurch
When her clients, en masse,
Would not part with their brass
Though she gave 10% to the church.
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