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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 28
Powder Room Section by Herbert Nehrlich
A young schizophrenic named Klein
was touring, by steamer, the Rhine.
When he saw his rflection
in the powder room section
he remarked 'that young lady is mine.'
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On The Ice by John Yaneld
Gliding on ice, wind blowing in my face
My teamates beside wanting to race
We give it a go
I skate like a pro'
So fast i'm hard to replace
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Earn A FAIL by Herbert Nehrlich
I shall be your new lim-e-rick teacher
let me warn you, I'm really a preacher.
If you do earn a FAIL
I shall send you an ale;
to the Irish a limerick's a creature.
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Drinking Bourbon by Herbert Nehrlich
There once lived a man named Hussein.
He was powerful, cruel and vain.
Then the big Honcho Yankee
who despised Hanky-Panky
he devised a neat plan in his brain.
Get the ruler of all those strange turbans,
and behead him to end this disturbance.
And to make people free
he would give them the key.
And Iraquis would start drinking Bourbon.
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