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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 147
So Round, So Scarlet by Paul Hansford
With all that puffing
his cheeks, so round, so scarlet
– just like the balloon.
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Rainbow Bridge by Ray Lucero
A thin membrane in two divides
Hemispheres of a human brain
Thru thought either can decide
To be pristine or profane
Hemispheres direct bodies sides
Right is left and left is right
Occasionally these two collide
When in-synch each half is erudite.
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How Great My Grief by Thomas Hardy
How great my grief, my joys how few,
Since first it was my fate to know thee!
- Have the slow years not brought to view
How great my grief, my joys how few,
Nor memory shaped old times anew,
Nor loving-kindness helped to show thee
How great my grief, my joys how few,
Since first it was my fate to know thee?
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Celtic Fans by Daniel McDonagh
Hail Hail to all the Celtic fans
I see you are in good voice
Let us stand within McConnell's pub
And sing and drink to the Bhoys
For we were born and it's in our blood
To follow the bhoys in green
For the Glasgow Celtic are the finest team
The world has ever seen.
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