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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 235
Old Person of Hurst by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not athirst;
When they said, 'You'll grw fatter,'
He answered, 'What matter?'
That globular Person of Hurst.
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Old Man of Quebec by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Quebec,
A beetle ran over his neck;
But he cried, 'With a needle,
I'll slay you, O beadle!'
That angry Old Man of Quebec.
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Face Of A Bat by Herbert Nehrlich
In the desertland close to San Diego,
sits a woman and plays with her Lego.
She is probably fat
with the face of a bat
and she drives a dark blue Winnebago.
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Exotic And Frightening Blister by Herbert Nehrlich
When after the movie he'd kissed her
he went home, in the morning he missed her.
But when he did pee
he could clearly see
an exotic and frightening blister.
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