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Contusion by Sylvia Plath
Color floods to the spot, dull purple.
The rest of the body is all washed-out,
The color of pearl.
In a pit of a rock
The sea sucks obsessively,
One hollow thw whole sea's pivot.
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I'm Not Jiving by Herbert Nehrlich
Well they did try to talk some good sense
into JC who looked a bit tense
in the end they went diving
it is true, I'm not jiving
but the three of them suffered the Bends.
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Tipsy by Herbert Nehrlich
A granny who was a great poet,
she has posted her and we all know it.
She has once been so tipsy
that the gang named her Gypsy
so she seized all her talent to grow it.
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Contempt by Herbert Nehrlich
Let us enjoy our poetry
a given in a land that's free.
Though politics may bother some
ignoring it will keep us dumb.
Our leaders ought to know the rules
that we are not pathetic fools.
Yet they behave as if exempt
and practice, laughingly, contempt.
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