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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 70
Take Out Your Dream by Herbert Nehrlich
When, in Vienna, Doc Sigmund Freud
who at that time was duly employed
by the town of whipped cream,
he would take out your dream,
leave behind super-ego and void.
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Eating A Shoe by Athul Krishnaa
There once lived an old man in france,
Who taught children to dance,
Once he had a nightmare;
That he was eating a shoe,
He wokeup with a start,
And found himself,
Eating a shoe!
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Appearing In Tricks by Paul H Tubb
A magicians assistant called Sue
Said, “This is not what I want to do.
I just don’t get my kicks
By appearing in tricks
And I don’t like being sawn into two.”
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Insomniac by Sylvia Plath
The night is only a sort of carbon paper,
Blueblack, with the much-poked periods of stars
Letting in the light, peephole after peephole . . .
A bonewhite light, like death, behind all things.
Under the eyes of the stars and the moon's rictus
He suffers his desert pillow, sleeplessness
Stretching its fine, irritating sand in all directions.
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