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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 8
Life Is Maths by Siddhant Awasthi
Maths is Life
friends to be added,
enemies to be subtracted,
sorrows to be divided,
happiness to be multiplied
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So Round, So Scarlet by Paul Hansford
With all that puffing
his cheeks, so round, so scarlet
– just like the balloon.
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Scotsman who lived down in Wilts by Joe Pamanian
A Scotsman who lived down in Wilts
Was prevented from walking on stilts.
He would lose all his poise
At the thought of small boys
Who might laugh when they looked up his kilts.
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Smell All The Flowers by Margaret Kollmer
A President with far-reaching powers
Loved jogging in sunshine and showers
Whilst still in his prime
He made sure that he'd time
To stop and to smell all the Flowers.
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