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Rug Bareskin And Snug by Robert M Wilson
He told her she lied like a rug,
To which she replied with a shrug,
Don't fret about whether,
Let's both lie together
And make the rug bareskin and snug.
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Old Men There Be by Richard Miles
Old men there be, that did not feel fear:
In face of war, be it near or far,
Strained hearts grow strong, maimed minds turn to steel
To deal with loss, shrug it off with skill.
On battlefield, foreign or at home,
They waged the fight, with no dread of harm;
On land or sea, or up high in sky,
They diced with death, knew the final score.
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Young Person of Smyrna by Edward Lear
There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
And said, 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!'
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No Oil by Herbert Nehrlich
As the Yanks conquer foreign soil
all the tension rise up to a boil.
Let democracy reign
in Andorra and Spain,
and the Arabs can drink all their oil.
We are now on the brink, mark my words,
to fly airplanes and cars just like birds.
An old Kraut has unveiled
that the oilmen have failed,
we can run all our engines on turds.
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