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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 226
A Politician’s Promise by Ray Lucero
“Come closer” the viper hissed
As his rattle-tail began to shake
“I’ll not strike, lest ye resist”
'Then of mine venom ye partake”
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Margarita also Loves Patrick by Ency Bearis
Patricks girlfriend is Margarita.
He loves deep in his heart Margarita.
But one day they break each other.
He went to a bar to forget her.
He got drunk too much that night with margarita
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Bananas by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a lonely banana
pretty ugly but otherwise sana.
Poet Allan came by
dressed it up on the sly
the banana then wore a bandana
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Liverpool by Jim Milks
There was a young man from Liverpool
Who was such a great fool
He thought it was fine
To drink a bottle of turpentine
Now all he does is sit and drool
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