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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 83
Face Of A Bat by Herbert Nehrlich
In the desertland close to San Diego,
sits a woman and plays with her Lego.
She is probably fat
with the face of a bat
and she drives a dark blue Winnebago.
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Cardenden’s Finest Son by Daniel McDonagh
To Jock Stein and the Lisbon Lions
Our fathers would raise a cheer,
As they sat within their local pubs
With a whiskey and a beer,
And the tears would flow when a ballad was sung
Of Cardenden’s finest son
As the pub stood quiet to the memory
Of Celtic’s young Johnny Thomson
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Jekyll & Hyde by Walter Krijthe
Doctor Jekyll made an addition
to a local fight competition
He entered with pride
his friend mister Hyde
who fought with an evil ambition.
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Fishing: A Limerick by Jim Milks
See the young man fishing
Sitting there silently wishing
That his love was true
But there is one thing that he knew
That it was another girl she was kissing
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