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Happenings by Herbert Nehrlich
In the winter of discontent
all the people were praying for Lent.
Then came razzamataz
snuffed the one they called Azz
no one saw where the halitus went.
As they say, all those lies have short legs
they break open like Rhode Island eggs.
And the layer's tight azz
will explode from the gazz
you can see how the devil now begs.
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There Was a Man by Peter S. Quinn
There was a man of smelling
Sleazy tricks he tried selling
Every hole he'd find
He took from behind
Till his oscar was all swelling
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Reality by Jim Milks
There was a poor young man digging a ditch
and though he will never be rich
his happiness was assured
by a young lady he adored
because she will never do better then that son-of-a-bitch
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The Nudist Colony by Connie Webb
We once stumbled upon an old man
Sunning himself for a tan
The thing that was rude
Was that he was nude
Screaming, we quickly ran.
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