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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 48
Changing The Flag by Pat Cannard
There once was a great Aussie wag
Who suggested a change to our flag
Can you picture this please
As it waves in the breeze
A cold stubby of beer and a fag?
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Short Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
On the raft there was Huckleberry
on that day he was udderly merry.
As a bit of a pig
he was fond of the big
momma mias of Lady Sherrie.
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The Statue by Jim Milks
Once there was a statue of gold
Elegant and beautiful to behold
One day it started to tarnish
To save it they covered it with varnish
Now it is irrelevant and covered with mold.
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The Coffee Shop by Jim Milks
Over there by the coffee shop
where one day I perchance did stop
I saw a girl as cute as can be
she made me tremble when she reached above my knee
and now nine months later her belly is about to pop
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