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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 205
How awkward when playing with glue by Constance Levy
How awkward when playing with glue
To suddenly find out that you
Have stuck nice and tight
Your left hand to your right
In a permanent how-do-you-do!
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My Hair by Shadigo Claws
I'd rather have fingers than toes,
I'd rather have ears than a nose;
As for my hair,
I'm glad it's still there,
I'll be awfully sad when it goes.
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I Said To Love by Thomas Hardy
I said to Love,
'It is not now as in old days
When men adored thee and thy ways
All else above;
Named thee the Boy, the Bright, the One
Who spread a heaven beneath the sun,'
I said to Love
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Dam Limerick by Joe Pamanian
A young engineer who built dams
Used to wake in the night with strange qualms.
'Will the dam water slop
Right across the dam top
'cause I've made a dam sluicegate that jams?'
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