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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 54
Beginners by Herbert Nehrlich
A recalcitrant poetry critic
who was harsh and a bit analytic
was the colour of custard
but the hot taste of mustard
I prefer either Jack or Glenfiddich.
He produced a great poem or two
which gave all the poets a clue
and they figured him smart
but he was an old fart
I'll go back to my digeridoo.
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Egg-Laying by Herbert Nehrlich
Did the chicken precede the egg,
your careful attention I beg
since no hen was around
to dropp eggs on the ground..?
(and I wouldn't be pulling your leg) .
Where the egg comes from is a big riddle,
so I asked the wise man with the fiddle,
and he said that each rabbit
makes egg-laying a habit
They come out of the hole in the middle.
Now you know that those chickens don't lay.
On the farm they go search in the hay
for the eggs left by hares,
in the end though, who cares
I will have my egg poached if I may.
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The Dancing Writer by Susan Collins
There was a young author from Main
Whose prose was exceedingly plain.
So he learned how to dance
But tripped on his pants,
And now he must walk with a cane.
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A native of far Anatolia by Joe Pamanian
A native of far Anatolia
Was afflicted by deep melancholia.
When playing at cricket
He'd shout down the wicket
'I'll cry if you don't let me bolia.'
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