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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 66
Lovely Old Dame by Jim Milks
An old lady from Abergaveny,
Knickers she couldn`t afford any,
People said what a shame
But that lovely old dame/
Said “It`s quicker when spending a penny”.
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A Limerick to Esther LeClerc on Her Birthday by Charles Audette
This the day after St Paddy's Day
and I've a few words to say - if I may?
to a person new-old
with a heart of pure gold
so to Esther a Happy Birthday!
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Immigration by Jim Milks
To the strangers in our lands, 'welcome to our shore'
But if you are illegal, we don't want you any more
Oh the crimes you do commit
And the social security number you did omit
When you leave don't get hit on the ass with a door
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Certain Things Poured by Jane Delahunty
There once was a child named Jess,
Who wore such a pretty green dress.
But when she matured,
Certain things poured,
And she made quite a filthy red mess.
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