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limerick poems from our vast
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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 183
Balloon’s Fat And Round. by Paul Hansford
Blow,
puff hard.
That’s better,
getting bigger,
balloon’s fat and round.
No more blowing,
that’s enough.
Look out.
Bang!
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From All in All Tall to Not at All Small by Jonathan Robin
I was stem, I was thorn, I was rose,
I was leaf, I was grief which arose
when you spurned me and burned me
and quite overturned me
to stimulate nectar's outflows.
Life was clement, I acorn which rose
through belief to be chief tree each knows,
who discerned me concerned me
and right from rite learned, to be
true to no counter-fate crows.
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Between Us Now by Thomas Hardy
Face unto face, then, say,
Eyes mine own meeting,
Is your heart far away,
Or with mine beating?
When false things are brought low,
And swift things have grown slow,
Feigning like froth shall go,
Faith be for aye.
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Abundance by Ray Lucero
Must confess
More is less
Less is more
More or less
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