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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 145
Barren Land by Richard Miles
And I looked out that day
And saw a barren land,
Though it had trees enough
And flower-filled fields enough
And grassy green enough,
It still seemed bleak and bare.
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Forgetting Titles by Lorraine Margueritte Gasrel Black
There once was a poem that I read
the words keep getting stuck in my head
if I could remember
that rhyme of September
my memory would remember the title instead
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Beginners by Herbert Nehrlich
A recalcitrant poetry critic
who was harsh and a bit analytic
was the colour of custard
but the hot taste of mustard
I prefer either Jack or Glenfiddich.
He produced a great poem or two
which gave all the poets a clue
and they figured him smart
but he was an old fart
I'll go back to my digeridoo.
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Behold A Pale Horse by Ray Lucero
Mounted a war horse, as did his evil band
With sabers drawn, rode toward the East
Left trail of blood ‘n bodies on desert sand
Behold a pale horse ridden by “The Beast”
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