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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 204
An Old Armenian by Michael Shepherd
I once had a friend called Djirdjirian;
His Christian name was Haig - though Armenian;
(The British had a fine Post-
al Office on the coast) :
So two friendly Djirs for Djirdjirian!
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Drive Home by Jim Milks
Sunlight guides the way
as I head home this day
to my wife and child
where life is calm and never wild
there to stay everyday.
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Devils in Training by Herbert Nehrlich
When the angels shed tears it is raining.
When it thunders it's devils in training.
When you sit on the pot
(in a hurry or not) ,
you'll be freeing things better by straining.
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Blue Pill by Jim Mortiory
I couldn't get it growin’,
My blood was hardly flowin’,
So I popped a blue pill,
And I could feel it fill! ,
But she said she had to be goin’.
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