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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 201
Wilde Lady's Cousin by Jonathan Robin
Her cousin, a dandy called Oscar,
was tempted at times to accost her,
though he dug the fair lass
he rode Douglas, alas, -
whatever the risks that did foster!
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By Candlelight by Sylvia Plath
Hefting his white pillar with the light
That keeps the sky at bay,
The sack of black! It is everywhere, tight, tight!
He is yours, the little brassy Atlas --
Poor heirloom, all you have,
At his heels a pile of five brass cannonballs,
No child, no wife.
Five balls! Five bright brass balls!
To juggle with, my love, when the sky falls.
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Silence is Golden by Albert Van Hoogmoed
I once knew a man, Mr. Keller.
He wasn't a very smart feller.
His wife would say, 'Dear,
how big is my rear?,'
and he wouldn't lie, he'd just tell 'er!
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A Life by Sylvia Plath
Touch it: it won't shrink like an eyeball,
This egg-shaped bailiwick, clear as a tear.
Here's yesterday, last year ---
Palm-spear and lily distinct as flora in the vast
Windless threadwork of a tapestry.
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