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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 16
A Lucky Young Man by Albert Van Hoogmoed
He's lucky that she isn't telling,
despite all her dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck
was more than a peck,
and could cause abdominal swelling!
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Emetocathartic by Herbert Nehrlich
He goes around and leaves his turds
on neatly cut front lawns
not realising even birds
are tempted just to yawn
when he spits out from either end
his emetocathartic
he will have lost his final friend
just at the point of 'artic'.
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Bold Pascha by Herbert Nehrlich
And in Moscow they have this man Putin,
all his aides must be constantly tootin'.
He is leading old Russia
like a balding bold Pascha.
And would like to be much more fallutin.
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An Old Armenian by Michael Shepherd
I once had a friend called Djirdjirian;
His Christian name was Haig - though Armenian;
(The British had a fine Post-
al Office on the coast) :
So two friendly Djirs for Djirdjirian!
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