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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 132
Old From Newberry by Bry Caldwell
There was an old from Newberry
He daughter's name was Kerry
She left at night
And broke the light
And then he found out she had been buried
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Fishing: A Limerick by Jim Milks
See the young man fishing
Sitting there silently wishing
That his love was true
But there is one thing that he knew
That it was another girl she was kissing
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Velveeta by Ted Sheridan
I went site shopping today for some poems to suit my fancy
Aisle one was filled with poems about love or on love
Top bottom missionary style poems with little sex
Or too much sex albeit highly unlikely enough to satisfy
My itch....scratching.
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Batman And Robin Satire Series On Other Poets (22) by Allan James Saywell
If i go to ireland, should i take a orange
Or should i take a green-apple
Should i dance a Irish jig
With my hands on my hips
No, 'What about the pickpockets'?
Should i drink a stout, make myself stout
Or should i be an observer
And watch people write poetry in Limerick
Wait a minute, i can sling mud in the forum
And hold hands with the Irish
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