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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 170
Liz Hurley by Eve Clements
When Liz Hurley appeared in 'that dress'
It captured the eye of the Press
With its safety-pin closures
The only exposure's
A talent for flaunting her flesh.
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Big Business by Herbert Nehrlich
When big business gets cozy and close
with the leaders, (not those who oppose)
it will take from your wallet
while it drops down your gullet
of the poison a hefty dose.
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Old engineer of Geneva by Joe Pamanian
An old engineer of Geneva
Used to claim he'd invented the leva.
He would frequently swear
He'd some patents somewhere
Till he sadly passed on with brain feva.
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Lovely Old Dame by Jim Milks
An old lady from Abergaveny,
Knickers she couldn`t afford any,
People said what a shame
But that lovely old dame/
Said “It`s quicker when spending a penny”.
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