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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 177
World Cup by Margaret Kollmer
The World Cup is coming, hooray
Supporters will help win the day
Cos the Makgalomelas
With their bright vuvuzelas
Will blow all opponents away
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Young Lady of Portugal by Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical:
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
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Tough-Talking Bird by Herbert Nehrlich
From the top of Niagara Falls,
far away from the big city malls
jumped a tough-talking bird
soon her screams could be heard
as she banged on those rocks her big balls.
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Penguin Limerick by Scot Warren
A penguin once wanted to fly
So that he could swim in the sky.
But try all he might
He couldn’t gain flight,
So instead he started to cry.
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