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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 77
An impatient young man by Joe Pamanian
An impatient young man in the city
Wed a girl who was buxom and pretty.
As the licence was signed
He remarked 'When we've dined
We'll get down to the nitty and gritty.'
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Barren Land by Richard Miles
And I looked out that day
And saw a barren land,
Though it had trees enough
And flower-filled fields enough
And grassy green enough,
It still seemed bleak and bare.
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Paints No Image by David Zvekic
One star: it is plenty enough.
For the tripe, for the drivel, and cruft.
When it doesn't keep time,
Paints no image, nor rhyme -
Well no thank you; you've written enough.
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Power Plant by Jim Milks
there was this power station
where they had a situation
they had a meltdown
and the town was let down
there was nothing left but a cockroach infestation
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