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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 249
Skill is Impaired by Herbert Nehrlich
A poet named Paul Apicella
while as prickly as Nelson Mandela
has politely declared
that his skill is impaired
though he may be a jolly good fella.
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Colton by Lita Williams
There was a boy who lived over the hill
He had looks that could kill
I hoped he would notice me
But that seemed to never be
I fell in love and fell ill.
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Old Man of Peru by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who never knew what he should do;
So he tore off his hair,
And behaved like a bear,
That intrinsic Old Man of Peru.
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Idiocracy by Ray Lucero
Believed they lived in a Democracy
With a fine prince at the helm
In truth, they lived in an “Idiocracy”
Where the king's fool ruled the realm
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