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A selection of random funny limerick poems from our vast collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

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Easter by Stardasia Livngston

There was a rabbit name easter
She loved the name aster
One day she bought a bunny
Who loved to be funny
And named him decreaser


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Forgetting Titles by Lorraine Margueritte Gasrel Black

There once was a poem that I read
the words keep getting stuck in my head
if I could remember
that rhyme of September
my memory would remember the title instead


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Old Man in a boat by Edward Lear

There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, 'I'm afloat, I'm afloat!'
When they said, 'No! you ain't!'
He was ready to faint,
That unhappy Old Man in a boat.


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Old Man of Thermopyle by Edward Lear

There was an old man of Thermopylę,
Who never did anything properly;
But they said, 'If you choose, To boil eggs in your shoes,
You shall never remain in Thermopylę.'



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