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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 146
Walking Wounded by Ray Lucero
Minds and hearts do get broken
*Walking Wounded everywhere
Lost in sewer...subway tokens
Of God within, they’re unaware
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Two Pigs by Shadigo Claws
There once were two pigs wearing wigs
Who ate only dates, prunes, and figs.
Till finally one day
One of them dared to say,
to the other, 'I druther smoke cigs! '
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The Morn Song by Markelov Vladimir
Early morn he had sang a sad song.
Under balcony cats’d gathered all.
Upon Bird’s Serenade:
“…In wet groove it has laid…”
Then, he called all stray dogs by the phone.
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An UnHappy Limerick by Jessica Jemima
Today - it was filled with sorrow
But that's why I'm glad for tomorrow
I'll end the fight
And make it all right
Because time is not something we borrow
I don't know why it went wrong
But we're OK now - we're moving along
But if I was betrayed
Would I have stayed?
And suffered this torment lifelong?
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