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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 140
A Baker by Joe Pamanian
A baker who traded in Duns
Would suffer at times from the 'runs'.
He'd remain in the loo
For a good hour or two
So he frequently burnt his buns.
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Old Stoker From Lee by John Tuckwell
There was an old stoker from Lee,
So dirty and grimy was he,
That his mates washed him clean
In the ocean so green,
And that's how we got the Black Sea.
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Newspaper Dress by Joseph Enright
There was a young lady from Clonmel
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball
But her dress caught on fire
And burnt her entire
Front page, sport section and all.
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Fatherhood by Jim Milks
There was a young man
with an interesting plan
with a young lady he would lay
but his condom he forgot that day
and now he is the chief of a small clan
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