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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 126
Impeachment Is Off The Table by Ray Lucero
“Impeachment is off the table” said lady luck
After politicos cut a deal behind closed doors
George’s license renewed, so he ran amuck
Bolstered by Rupert’s band of media whores
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Pupils Got Narrow by Herbert Nehrlich
They were having a time at the Ritz,
she was flashing, at bedtime, her tits.
When she looked at his sparrow
her green pupils got narrow...
'Oh, don't tell me, he is on the Fritz? '
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Tomorrow I Dread by Thomas Hardy
If tomorrow never came
Nothing would be the same
But I would not be grateful
Rather, sorrowful
For something I was so anxious of?
Where is my logic.
What has happened to rational thinking.
I am sinking
I convince myself that tomorrow
The day I hate
Is going to be great
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He Loves Margarita by Ency Bearis
Patrick's girlfriend is Margarita
He loves deep in his heart Margarita
But one day they break each other
He went to a bar to forget her
He got drunk too much on that night with margarita
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