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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 38
Wake Little Willy by Margaret Kollmer
Tis the last throes of Summer said Jilly
And I can't seem to wake Little Willy
Sure ye can said Big Ted
Just ye find me a bed
For these throses be prickin' me silly.
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Maths by Lucy Blades
Pythagoras had a good ruse
With a rule just for triangles to use
'Add the squares of each side,'
He said with some pride,
'That's the square of the hypotenuse!'
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Song From Heine by Thomas Hardy
I scanned her picture dreaming,
Till each dear line and hue
Was imaged, to my seeming,
As if it lived anew.
Her lips began to borrow
Their former wondrous smile;
Her fair eyes, faint with sorrow,
Grew sparkling as erstwhile.
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English Landlords by Daniel McDonagh
It was many years ago when our fore-fathers
Left their native home
As they said goodbye to Donegal,
To Limerick and Tyrone
They fled the English landlords
And the famine that scoured their land
They crossed the sea to Glasgow town
With Ireland’s cross in their hand.
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