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limerick poems from our vast
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 106
Old From Newberry by Bry Caldwell
There was an old from Newberry
He daughter's name was Kerry
She left at night
And broke the light
And then he found out she had been buried
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A Baker by Joe Pamanian
A baker who traded in Duns
Would suffer at times from the 'runs'.
He'd remain in the loo
For a good hour or two
So he frequently burnt his buns.
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Tomorrow I Dread by Thomas Hardy
If tomorrow never came
Nothing would be the same
But I would not be grateful
Rather, sorrowful
For something I was so anxious of?
Where is my logic.
What has happened to rational thinking.
I am sinking
I convince myself that tomorrow
The day I hate
Is going to be great
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Limerick is furtive by C Alan Reber
The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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