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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 167
The Dancing Writer by Susan Collins
There was a young author from Main
Whose prose was exceedingly plain.
So he learned how to dance
But tripped on his pants,
And now he must walk with a cane.
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Old Man on the Border by Edward Lear
There was an old man on the Border,
Who lived in the utmost disorder;
He danced with the cat, and made tea in his hat,
Which vexed all the folks on the Border.
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Limerick Stuffer by Janelle Barker
There once was a poet named Dan,
Whose poetry just would not scan.
When pointed out why,
He said with a sigh,
'I know, because I try to fit every last syllabul on the last line that I can.'
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Shoulders by Herbert Nehrlich
There once lived a grouchy old broad
who behaved like an arrogant god.
One could see on her shoulders
not a chip but big boulders
and her shoulder pads looked rather odd.
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