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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 157
Jerry H. by Herbert Nehrlich
Two days then he'll have his vacation
just a time of great consternation,
like two ships in the night
one be high as a kite
and out cold in the operation.
If they change the date yet once again,
I shall count to the numero ten
then I'll flaunt my plum'age
and perform a lavage
on the surgeon's own cranium, right then!
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Plane Made A Sound by Josh Brabender
The plane headed straight for Palm Beach.
it seemed that we never would reach.
the plane made a sound
and dived down to the ground.
now everyone’s bruised as a peach.
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Amy Goodman by Ray Lucero
Tireless warrior of unfiltered truth
Power, courage in such a tiny frame
Day in, day out in a broadcast booth
She's worthy of our highest acclaim.
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Scot by Eve Clements
There once was a Scot called McMorran,
Who kept some split peas in his sporran.
With his bagpipes at ease,
He would blow the split peas
At anything kiltless or foreign.
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