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Fashion Flashback by Dwarvenkind
Can't believe it's true, must be a ruse.
It seems kids these days actually choose.
It's a very strange fad,
to dress up just like Dad.
Bell-bottom pants and big clunky shoes.
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Don't Snip by Herbert Nehrlich
Having never spent time after birth
of a poem to judge what it's worth
I don't snip, cut or fiddle
with the end or the middle
thus my poems, they stay down to earth.
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Old Man of Kilkenny by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.
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There was a Young boy from the South by Ivonne Rodriguez
There was a young boy from the south
He always stuffed crickets in his mouth
They chewed off his tongue
Then words he spoke none
Oh poor little boy from the south.
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