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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 227
Miss Dickinson by Harlan Simantel
There was once was a poet named Emily,
A word-loving girl full of excellency,
She wrote and she wrote,
Shy - reclusive - remote,
Now stirs new poets aplenty!
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Limerick For Raynette by Herbert Nehrlich
I was resting my bones and my mind
as my e-mails did get far behind,
when a message came through
and did come from you
it was something worthwhile to find.
I did have no reason to fret
as they said that it was from Raynette.
It could always be seen
on the slow motion screen
and I'm glad that we met, Raynette.
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Erotic Appeal by Herbert Nehrlich
Rest assured I shall never reveal
how in youth an erotic appeal
had me gaze into space
amidst ruffles and lace
and the sounds of our glockenspiel.
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A Place To Sleep by Scot Warren
I wish that I had a bed.
I sleep on the floor instead.
It’s such a small place,
With no room or space,
I’ll suffocate and soon be dead.
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