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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 195
Linda Blair with great favour confessed by Dick Lamb
Linda Blair with great favour confessed,
She'd been exorcised, thus finding rest,
But alack and alas
Her old demon came back
and now the poor girl's repossessed.
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Young Man Form Middlesbrough by Khadim Hussain
There once was a young man form Middlesbrough,
Who after on a night in town,
Found his wife in bed with a Saracen,
“Don’t be jealous dear”, she said,
“I am only making a comparison! ”
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Natural Gas by Jim Milks
Driving down the road in need of some gas
Staring at the stations as I drive slowly pass
As I finish my beans for lunch
I realize I could save a bunch
If I used what comes naturally from my ass.
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The Loser by Markelov Vladimir
Once a rhymester in black rimmed glasses
Wrote words, then to FBI grassed on.
Like a bolt from the blue
He received
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