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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 154
Powder Room Section by Herbert Nehrlich
A young schizophrenic named Klein
was touring, by steamer, the Rhine.
When he saw his rflection
in the powder room section
he remarked 'that young lady is mine.'
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There was a Young boy from the South by Ivonne Rodriguez
There was a young boy from the south
He always stuffed crickets in his mouth
They chewed off his tongue
Then words he spoke none
Oh poor little boy from the south.
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Debutantes by Eve Clements
'Nowadays debs are not quite the same'
Sniffed an elder society dame.
With pierced noses and lips
And tattoos on their hips
Have the gels of today got no shame?
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Take A Chance On Love by Ray Lucero
My friend, I’ll tell you in advance
Please, don’t look at me askance
Love’s not mere happenstance...
For you to enjoy true romance
Set fear aside, take a chance
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