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Own Spleen by Mariah Williams
There once was a guy named Sheen
who took out his own spleen
his friends just starred
and watched as he teared
before he left the scene...
DEAD
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Playhouse in My Backyard by Mahfooz Ali
Poetry inspired me early on.
A quirky only child,
I spent a fair amount of time reading alone
in my pale blue bedroom
or in a wooden playhouse in my backyard.
I wasn’t entirely antisocial,
but found many of my best friends
in a parallel universe of words
occupying a small bookshelf in my closet.
And while I never considered myself a poet,
I composed silly limericks
while the neighbourhood kids played dodge ball.
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Fanny by Herbert Nehrlich
It's astonishing, sweet and uncanny
how the memories of my old nanny
are revived in this place
by that well-hiden face.
I shall call her not Funny but Fanny.
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Old Person of Chili by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly,
He sate on the stairs,
Eating apples and pears,
That imprudent Old Person of Chili.
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