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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 180
Large Meal Of Brown Beans by Herbert Nehrlich
When his patient came down with trichines
he imbibed a large meal of brown beans.
During late hour shopping
when the worms kept on dropping
he did crush them to smithereens.
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A Midwife Crisis by Albert Van Hoogmoed
I know of a fellow named Lee,
who just married wife number three.
Wife number two
says she's overdue
and Lee says that just couldn't be!
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Theo by Herbert Nehrlich
I wonder if poetesse Theo
is a Libra or even a Leo.
She will currently need
both to uplift indeed
her good heart, so she'll sing sole mio.
Many docs do forbid a small nip,
may I give you a personal tip
have a glass with your meal
and then judge how you feel,
some physicians know really zip.
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Measure They Gave Him A Pill by Herbert Nehrlich
A physician who worked at McGill
on a Monday, mid-morning, fell ill.
They discovered a lack
of the old IPECAC
for good measure they gave him a pill.
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