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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 128
Scotsman in Sydney by Joe Pamanian
An emigrant Scotsman in Sydney
Remarked on a pain in his kidney.
When asked if it hurt
He would angrily blurt
'Ah widnae complain if it didnae.'
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Old Person of Ischia by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Ischia,
Whose conduct grew friskier and friskier;
He dance hornpipes and jigs,
And ate thousands of figs,
That lively Old Person of Ischia.
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Haemorrhoidal Sore by Herbert Nehrlich
There was a boy from Baltimore
no peers did like his style
perhaps a haemorrhoidal sore
(they also call it pile)
is causing him a lot of pain
and also it may leak
foul excrements that smell and stain
his future looks so bleak.
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Limerick Poem: Silly by Ency Bearis
I whistle quickly so silly
Talked gingerly and silly
My tongue danced like Tango
As I have tasted zesty and tangy
To the food I don't know full of chili
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