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Last Words by Sylvia Plath
I do not want a plain box, I want a sarcophagus With tigery stripes, and a face on it Round as the moon, to stare up. I want to be looking at them when they come Picking among the dumb minerals, the roots. I see them already -- the pale, star-distance faces. Now they are nothing, they are not even babies. I imagine them without fathers or mothers, like the first gods. They will wonder if I was important. I should sugar and preserve my days like fruit! My mirror is clouding over -- A few more breaths, and it will reflect nothing at all. The flowers and the faces whiten to a sheet.
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Arianna by Ray Lucero
Arianna, my beloved Soul My love is most replete My heart you do console With you, I am complete
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On The Ice by John Yaneld
Gliding on ice, wind blowing in my face My teamates beside wanting to race We give it a go I skate like a pro' So fast i'm hard to replace
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Noah' Limerick by The Dorset Viking
There was a young man called Noah Who said to his wife he would show her He built a great ark Out of hickory bark And they sailed in the ark to Goa.
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