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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 240
I Would Love To Climb Higher by Herbert Nehrlich
When the shoe salesman looked up her dress,
he said 'Beautiful, I must confess,
I would love to climb higher
and eventually sire
little monsters with you for Lochness.'
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The Schlongpump by Herbert Nehrlich
Fifty years she had lived with the geezer,
he was ninety and still an old teaser.
He kept saying his EX
wanted twice daily sex.
Soon they put the old man in the freezer.
Gave a speech, at the service, the EX,
she revealed all his skills and his specs.
Seems a very small fold
had a pin in its hold,
all surrounded by spinifex.
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Emetocathartic by Herbert Nehrlich
He goes around and leaves his turds
on neatly cut front lawns
not realising even birds
are tempted just to yawn
when he spits out from either end
his emetocathartic
he will have lost his final friend
just at the point of 'artic'.
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Dim-Witted Jerk by Herbert Nehrlich
A poet named Andrew K.
who had recently been away
came and posted new work
when that dim-witted jerk
had his usual incongruous way.
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