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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 241
Wisdom And Skill by Herbert Nehrlich
It takes talent and wisdom and skill
to compose a good poem at will.
If your effort indeed
does at first not succeed
you can swallow a cyanide pill.
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He Never Expected Much by Thomas Hardy
Well, World, you have kept faith with me,
Kept faith with me;
Upon the whole you have proved to be
Much as you said you were.
Since as a child I used to lie
Upon the leaze and watch the sky,
Never, I own, expected I
That life would all be fair.
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Take Care of Their Need by Herbert Nehrlich
He pushed and he strained and he struggled
and she wiggled and giggled and juggled
but they did not succeed
to take care of their need
all four of their hemispheres boggled.
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The Irish Lad by Jim Milks
There was an young Irish lad
Who was often quite bad
He took out this young lass
And meant to stick it in her ass
But he missed, and now he is a dad
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