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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 181
Podiatrist Oliver Frist by Herbert Nehrlich
The Podiatrist Oliver Frist
knew Psychiatrist Frederick Liszt,
when they met at the Pub
in their favourite Club,
the Podiatrist truly got pissed.
Said the one who is known as the Shrink:
This is certainly strange and I think
that a Foot Doctor's nose
would be right on its toes
though it's likely that liquor don't stink.
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Caught Cold by Margaret Kollmer
A cautious young ruler called Caesar
Caught cold and let forth a great snaesar
Don't worry, he said
I have a spare head
Tucked away in my nebuchadnaesar.
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She'D Picked Up The Clap by Herbert Nehrlich
When a girl who looked utterly sad
told the doc she was fast going mad,
that she'd picked up the clap
from the hot water tap.............
Penicillin for her and the lad.
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Scotsman who lived down in Wilts by Joe Pamanian
A Scotsman who lived down in Wilts
Was prevented from walking on stilts.
He would lose all his poise
At the thought of small boys
Who might laugh when they looked up his kilts.
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