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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 250
Sue by Lindsay K Dutton
There once was a girl named Sue,
She visited the city zoo
She smelled funky,
And looked like a monkey
So now she lives there too!!
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Bold Pascha by Herbert Nehrlich
And in Moscow they have this man Putin,
all his aides must be constantly tootin'.
He is leading old Russia
like a balding bold Pascha.
And would like to be much more fallutin.
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Could Be No Hope by Herbert Nehrlich
Robert Koch had a fine microscope
which identified critters and dope,
when he placed his small sparrow
on the slide (which was narrow)
he decided there could be no hope.
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Don't Snip by Herbert Nehrlich
Having never spent time after birth
of a poem to judge what it's worth
I don't snip, cut or fiddle
with the end or the middle
thus my poems, they stay down to earth.
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